The owner of a Sim Lim Square scam shop was asked to pay an additional $1,000 for his lunch at a food court where he ordered economy rice consisting of two meat and one vegetable dish, which normally cost $3.80.
最近霸占了新加坡各大媒体头条的森林广场无良商贩，在买2肉1菜杂菜饭时被安哥要求缴纳1000新币保修费才把饭给他吃。这样一份杂菜饭平时才3块8。
The economy rice seller said he recognised him on the spot and decided to offer him a warranty for his economy rice at a special rate.
杂菜饭老板说，他认出这个无良奸商来买杂菜饭，于是决定提供给奸商杂菜饭保修配套，还是特价喔。
Zha Cai Fan, the economy rice seller, said: “I see his face on Internet, sibeh guai lan. He want to play bastard, I play with him.”
Zha Cai Fan，杂菜饭老板说，“我在网上看过他的脸被人晒出来liao，看他那鸟样！他要和顾客耍把戏，那我也来赔你耍！”
“He ordered two meat and one veg, so I charge him $3.80. But before he took his plate of food away, I told him he must pay an extra $1,000 for one-year warranty for the cai png.”
“他点了2个肉1个菜嘛，so我就和他要三块八。但他还没来得及拿盘子走，我告诉他要额外付我1000新币，买个保修才能吃。”
“He damn stunned.”
“他当时就傻了。”
As he left without buying food, he went to the drink stall to order a can of Coke and he was asked to pay $1.30 for the drink.
无良商贩就没有买饭，去卖水的地方买了一杯可乐，1块3.
But before he could leave, he was asked to pay an additional $1,000 for a cup of ice.
结果卖水的要求他付额外付1000新币——冰块的钱。
Not only will he have no luck buying food from now on, he might also face similar trouble at his hair dresser.
所以他从现在开始就要倒霉lo，剪头发时候也遇到了一样的问题……
Jian Tou Fa, the scam shop owner’s hair dresser said: “I know his guai lan face. He every month come here wash and cut hair.”
Jian Tou Fa，洗剪吹小弟说：“我也认出这厮的鸟样了。他每个月都来洗剪吹。”
“Next time he come I charge him $30 normal rate. Then I cut half of his hair.”
“下次他来，我就和他要30块。然后我给他剪一半的头发。”
“He want to complete the hair cut, must pay another $1,000 for hair cut warranty.”
“他想要剪完整个头，那他就额外付1000新币lo。”
这种无良商贩，就该人人喊打，以牙还牙，有没有！
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（英文原文来源于http://newnation.sg/ 翻译/新加坡眼）